a sawyerhood production

Frozen Grapes
Simulator

freeze a grape. tap it again to shatter it into a thousand glittering shards. flip the switch and they ascend instead. there is no win state. there is only crunch.

01the simulator
0frozen
0shattered
0lifetime

current rank: Unfrozen Civilian

02claude is in your codebase
~/sawyerhood/frozen-grapes — claude code
$claude code --vibe maximum

Dramatization. No grapes were consulted during the making of these commits.

03frequently frozen questions

Room-temperature grapes are a rough draft. Frozen grapes are the shipped version. This is just good engineering.

A toggle. You flip it. The grapes get faces, the page blushes, and your pair programmer becomes suspiciously encouraging. Productivity may go up or sideways.

Your freeze count saves to this browser. Compete only against yourself, the way the cosmic vineyard intended.

Yes, and it took exactly one frozen grape's worth of self-restraint, which is to say none.

04the chef

Built by Sawyer Hood - software person, professional grape freezer, occasional toggler of unhinged modes. This whole thing is a love letter to shipping gloriously pointless software fast.

@sawyerhood on X

made with frozen grapes & questionable judgment